PPF: The Complete PDXYAR Schedule of Performances

As the Portland Pirate Festival is nearly upon us, it is time to make sure you are organized to maximize your time at the event (it is only two days, after all!). Below you will find a complete listing of the scheduled performances from PDXYAR. Remember that no matter the time, the PDXYAR encampment will always be manned by pirates. So stop by to chat, get some photos, shop the merchandise offered by both PDXYAR and The Forge and Thistle or even see if you can score a pirate trading card!

If you have any questions about PDXYAR’s encampment or events feel free to shoot us an email, post something on our Facebook wall over even launch a tweet.

Note: the following schedule is available in a handy downloadable, and printable, format by clicking here.

Saturday 9/3

10:00 AM – 7:00 PM: Epic Scale Pirates & Liar’s Dice: Learn to play these piratical games from our Games Masters! Recommended for children 8+.
Location: Gaming area adjacent to El Tiburon

10:45 AM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

11:10 AM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

12:00 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

1:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

1:45 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

3:00 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

4:00 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

4:15 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

5:15 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

5:45 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

6:30 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

8:00 PM – Liar’s Dice Tournament: Challenge your fellow pirates in a game of deception and strategy. The victor wins glorious prizes from our fine mates at ThinkGeek! Sign up throughout the day at El Tiburon.
Location: Oberon’s Pub

9:40 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

Sunday 9/4

10:00 AM – 7:00 PM: Epic Scale Pirates & Liar’s Dice: Learn to play these piratical games from our Games Masters! Recommended for children 8+.
Location: Gaming area adjacent to El Tiburon

10:45 AM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

11:10 AM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

12:00 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

1:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

1:30 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

1:45 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

2:30 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

4:00 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

4:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

5:15 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

5:45 PM – Pub Raid & Sea Shanties: The PDXYAR Shanty Crew raids the pub for a rousing selection of songs perfect for working, drinking or just being a pirate!
Location: Oberon’s Pub

8:00 PM – Fire Dancing: The PDXYAR Fire Dancers descend for an impressive display of flame and music.
Location: Quarterdeck Stage

9:00 PM – Liar’s Dice Tournament: Challenge your fellow pirates in a game of deception and strategy. The victor wins glorious prizes from our fine mates at ThinkGeek! Sign up throughout the day at El Tiburon.
Location: Oberon’s Pub

10:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

Seafair Pirates Landing

This weekend when Seattle’s Seafair Pirates land at Alki Beach PDXYAR will be there. With the events kicking off at 9:30 this Saturday, the pirates are scheduled to storm the beach between 11:30 and 12:30pm (seriously, did you expect pirates to get up earlier than that?) and mark the official opening of the Seafair Season

PDXYAR will be a part of the street fair again this year. Visit with us at our booth and engage us over a piratical game or two. Besides the Liar’s Dice, this weekend will mark the return of the Epic Scale Pirates game! Of course, you can always expect the possibility of a spontaneous shanty or maybe even random sword fight. We will be there from around 9:30 (or as soon as the Captain manages to shake the crew loose from the racks) and will be there until they kick us out.

Getting there:

Can’t Make It?

Now, we certainly understand if you are not able to follow us up to Seattle for the day, but if you can’t that leaves you no excuses! This weekend also marks the premiere of Trek in the Park. Don’t miss, “Mirror, Mirror,” or the bad, bearded Spock will know…

Rockaway Beach Pirate Festival

Fresh off the fun and excitement of the 2011 Geek Olympaton, PDXYAR will be returning to our regular pirating duties this weekend as we set course for the Rockaway Beach Pirate Festival. This first year of the Rockaway Beach pirate fest will feature not only PDXYAR, but there is also Treasure Hunt, Kids Scavenger Hunt and Sundown Submarine Races.

PDXYAR will be on hand Saturday and Sunday with a full line up pirate offerings. Beyond the PDXYAR Merchandise & Gaming Booths (open 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM on Saturday and 10:00 AM – 5:00 PM on Sunday) we will be offering the following entertainments:

Saturday:
Black Powder Performance: 12:00 PM – 12:30 PM
Sea Shanty Performance: 2:00 PM – 2:30 PM
Sword Fighting: 4:00 PM – 4:15 PM
Fire Dancing: 10:00 PM – 10:30 PM

After the Fire Dancing, join us for a raid on Rick’s Roadhouse!

Sunday:
Black Powder Performance: 12:00 PM – 12:30 PM
Sea Shanty Performance: 2:00 PM – 2:30 PM
Sword Fighting: 4:00 PM – 4:15 PM

Getting there:


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UPDATED: The Geek Olympathon is Nearly Upon Us!

UPDATE: Here is video of this morning’s opening ceremonies!

This weekend, Portland will bear witness to a never before seen event as PGC3 presents the Geek Olympathon!

OLYMPATHON 2011 from Zachary van Buuren on Vimeo.

For two days, at venues all around PDX, geeks will be called upon to demonstrate their prowess in events such as:

Racing the Tubes Alleycat Bicycle Race
Swords From Stones
Costume Contest
Long-Box Long-Jump
Ye Olde Scallywag Hunt
The Great Bagging and Boxing Race
Fruity Oaty Crafty
Left 4 Dead Last Man Standing
Liar’s Dice

PDXYAR will be around all weekend to celebrate everything Geek. Aside from the potential shanty, occasional sword fight and a bit of rum consumption, we will be running the Liar’s Dice competition on both Saturday and Sunday. We are also sponsoring the Ye Olde Scallywag Hunt(Hint: if you follow us on Twitter or “Like” us on Facebook you may be able to receive hints to help you win this event) through out the weekend.

You will definitely be able to find PDXYAR pirates at Saturday night’s Drink-a-thon (I know, shocking isn’t it?). While Music Du Jour (aka Ken Texley, aka Bosun’s Mate Fjørd Porkins) provides music, Captain Redgoat will share the hosting duties with Dawn AM of BookCycle PDX for an evening of Geek themed entertainment and thrills. Just to make sure things are exciting, PDXYAR will be playing with fire… literally. Greta, Main Mast, Pottie and Master Dingo will be doing a fire dancing performance that is sure to amaze and impress.

There is still time to get your team together! Register here and then compete for Glory! and magnificent prizes.

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