PGC3 Presents the Epic WINter Formal

On Friday the 16th, the The Portland Geek Councll of Commerce and Culture is throwing their second annual holiday gala. After last year’s incredibly successful “Geeky Wonderland”, the PGC3 returns this year with the “Epic WINter Formal.” Join PDXYAR and other PGC3 member organizations at the Someday Lounge for this free event, with special performances, activities and door prizes.

This will be an evening of music, games, dancing and entertainment to remember. From 10pm until 1am, gloriously geeky sets will be featured onstage from Critical Hlt Burlesque, Cognition:The Robot Uprlse, The Unscriptables, Sock Dreams and yes, PDXYAR. There will also be the musical stylings of Reverend Mrs., with DJ sets provided by Mr. Romo and Michael Grimes between 6 and 10pm. Throughout the night you can partake in some free-play classic video game cabinets, provided by Ground Kontrol.

Costumes are not required at this open to the public event, but they are encouraged.

Lest I forget to mention- there will also be great door prizes donated by Geek in the City, Guardian Games, Ground Kontrol, Backspace, Jupiter Hotel and many others.

Lastly, while this is a free event, a $5 donation at the door will gain you access to the VIP Area. Here you will enjoy a private cash bar and retro game consoles. All proceeds will go to benefit the Children’s Healing Art Project

When: Friday, December 16th from 6pm to 2am
Cost: FREE (with the option of a $5 donation to enter the VIP area)
Where: Someday Lounge

125 NW 5th Avenue
Portland, OR 97209


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Make it a Real Holiday Party- Hire a Pirate

Do you worry your holiday festivities will be short on cheer and utterly bereft of glory? Have you spent nights tossing and turning gripped with the white hot fear that your Advent affair may be remembered as yet another hackneyed, blasé klatch?

There is one certain way to insure Yuletide lamentations are not on your horizons- hire some pirates!

From private shindigs through corporate soirees, PDXYAR has just the talent to make your event the most memorable of the season. Whether you need a couple of pirates, an entire crew, or even a full sized pirate ship, let PDXYAR help you plot a course into the world of peerless parties & glorious galas!

Some of the ways we can contribute to your event include:

  • Pirate enhanced Atmosphere
  • Sea Shanties (from traditional to bawdy)
  • Swordplay and Black Powder
  • Fire Performances
  • Juggling

Don’t see what you are looking for? Drop us a line and we’ll see what we can do.

PDXYAR Invades Opera Theater Oregon

Black Friday is coming and if you really think about the concept, it really is sort of a pirate holiday. PDXYAR will be out in force, but the crew will not be chasing elusive retail booty. Instead we will be raising the black flag over not one, but two events on Friday. The first of these events kicks off at 7pm at the Mission Theater:

To start off the evening we will be joining Opera Theater Oregon for the premiere or their new series OPERA vs. CINEMA! Join us for pre-show sea shanties sung by PDXYAR and the OTO gang. There will also be a pirate costume contest and pirate-themed drink specials such as the Extra Special Booty. Once you are filled with rum and ale and your ears are burning with the singing of 19th century vulgarity the the movie will start.

The film. the classic silent film “The Black Pirate” (the 1926 silent film, starring Douglas Fairbanks) will have the live improvised accompaniment by renowned pianist Doug Schneider. Doug will be improvising from Richard Wagner’s broody opera “Der fliegende Holländer” (The Flying Dutchman).

After the show you can follow the crew down to Maher’s Irish Pub for pirates, shanties and booze!

When: Friday, November 25th
Time: Doors open at 6pm and the show starts at 7pm
Where: The Mission Theater
Cost:Tickets are $9
Tickets: Online Tickets can be ordered here


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PDXYAR Returns to Maher’s Pub- in a Black Friday Raid

After you take in some classic swashbuckling at the Opera Theater Oregon’s premiere of their OPERA vs. CINEMA series, set a course for Lake Oswego and join of the PDXYAR crew at Maher’s Irish Pub. If you missed our first outing at Maher’s you can make up for it on Friday, November 25th at 9pm.

Join us for a fine evening of drinking away the pains of Black Friday shopping, join the crew in a shanty or two and hoist a tankard to salute the only black flag that counts.

You can check out the Facebook invite here

What: PDXYAR Invades Maher’s Irish Pub

When: Friday, November 25 from 7:00pm -9:00pm

Where: Maher’s Irish Pub- 352 B Ave, Lake Oswego OR 97034


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Women of Wonder Day 2011

Once again PDXYAR has been invited to participate in Women of Wonder Day (previously Wonder Woman Day) being held at Excalibur Comics. This is the six year for this fabulous event which raises money for Domestic Violence charity programs. It has been so successful that from 2006-2010, the five Wonder Woman Day events raised over $110,000.

PDXYAR is excited to again mix Mandalorian Mercenaries, super heroes, super villains, stormtroopers, Starfleet and a bunch of Browncoats just in the from the black.  Believe it or not, those are just some of the highlights for Women of Wonder Day.  This popular Portland event that brings together diverse pop culture groups, comic book artists, comic strip artists, animation artists and special guests all for the benefit of four domestic violence programs.

Women of Wonder Day is a kid friendly event features a bevy of artists, including many doing signings and sketches.  As well, you can have your picture taken with a real super hero, place a bid in the silent auction, win prizes and even sing some karaoke.

This year you can visit with, not only PDXYAR, but the Mandalorian Mercs of the Seron Clan, the PDX Browncoats, the cast of Trek in the Park, the Alter Ego Society, and the Cloud City Garrison of the 501st Legion.

Come on out and join your friendly neighborhood pirates in support of a great cause!

When: October 30th, from 12 noon-6pm
Cost: FREE!
Where: Excalibur Comics, 2444 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, Oregon


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Sunday, October 24, 2010


Pirates! at the Space Room with a Swashbuckler’s Ball Twist

Tonight PDXYAR and the Dangerous Kids will present our monthly invasion of Space Room Lounge with a special Swashbuckler’s Ball twist.

Come out to the Space Room to join us and you will be able to take part in a door prize-type drawing for free Swashbuckler’s Ball tickets. Now, as always costumes are not required for this event, but if you garb up you will get the first shot at the tickets.

If the usual piratical fun, added to the free tickets, is not enough to bring you out tonight, then wait- that’s not all. Tonight a new cocktail will be unveiled! Come out and try “The Seacrest.” I can’t tell you what is in it, but I predict that tomorrow you will most likely see hashtags blaming the “The Seacrest” for all manner of evil after effects.

So to review:

Tonight: 9pm-2am at the Space Room Lounge
4800 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland

Attractions: Pirates, a drawing for free SwashBall tickets (dress like a pirate for your best chances) and “The Seacrest”

PDXYAR Invades Maher’s Irish Pub

Perhaps there is no more fitting way to cap off a week started at Salvador Molly’s for International Talk Like a Pirate Day than to raid a family run restaurant and pub that strives to maintain the traditions of a small Irish Pub. That’s right, this Friday PDXYAR will invade Maher’s Irish Pub!

Now, if you are curious as to why I say this is “fitting” allow me to wax historical for a moment. If you look back around the time of the Golden Age of Piracy, you find that England strove mightily to keep the people of both Ireland and Scotland under its boot through oppressive laws, a legal system that favored the English and even outright thuggery. The resulting conditions in both subjugated countries provided a fertile environment for men and women to be drawn to lawless pursuits such as piracy.

“Oh, Mrs. McGraw,” the captain said,
“would you like to make a pirate out of your son, Ted?
With a scarlet cloak and a fine cocked hat,
Oh, Mrs. McGraw wouldn’t you like that?”
Mrs. McGraw
Traditional Sea Shanty of Irish Origin

Most of the Irish pirates gained little notoriety, but there were some that did.  One such pirate was Grace O’Malley, who in the 1500’s brought here clan out of poverty through piracy.  “The Hen” as she became known, used a fleet of oar driven galley ships to plunder the seas outside the important seaport of Galway.  So effective where her exploits that the English diverted forces from its war with Spain and France to protect their “home waters.”

To describe another notable Irish pirate I will call upon PDXYAR’s own Master Historian:

“Irishman Edward Seegar was known in the pirate world as Edward England.  He was a pirate who joined forces with Captains Le Bouche and Taylor and plundered around the Cape of Good Hope capturing over a dozen vessels, including the Royal James, and the 34 gun Fancy.  His career as captain ended when, because of an act of kindness (we all know the Irish are a kind folk), he was removed from the position of captain and marooned.  In early, 1721 he was reduced to begging and living off the kindness of strangers.  A broken man, he died not long afterward in Madagascar.”

Master Robert “Cockroach” Blair

How about just one more vaguely important act of piracy.  In his excellent work, “How the Irish Saved Civilization” Thomas Cahill, lays out his case for how Europe was able to climb out of the Dark Ages because Ireland had been a storehouse for learning and a repository for books.  The reason for this remote island to have become so rich in knowledge was the introduction of Christianity by the patron Saint of Ireland, Patrick.   Patrick was not from Ireland though.  He was born the son of a Deacon in Wales, but was taken in a raid by Irish pirates and brought back to Ireland to become a slave.   After six years of tending sheep, and talking with God, Patrick escaped Ireland only to return some years later to spread the Word and to ignite a passion for books and learning in the people of Ireland.

Thus, if we follow this argument, had Patrick not been taken by pirates he would have never have brought Christianity, and learning, to Ireland.  If the Irish had not been so taken with knowledge Europe would not have emerged from the Dark Ages as it did.  There would have been no Renaissance and the world would not be the place it is today.

In effect, one could make the claim that Irish Pirates saved Western Civilization.

Is it fitting that we should end the week of International Talk Like a Pirate Day with a raid on an Irish Pub?  Yeah, I think so.

So, join the crew of PDXYAR as we descend upon Maher’s Irish Pub for an evening of celebration, shanties, piratical fun and Guinness!  We shall make port this Friday, September 23. If weather is glorious, we’re be there from 7 until 9pm on the patio, if weather is less stellar, we be inside from 9 until 11pm.

What: PDXYAR Invades Maher’s Irish Pub

When: Friday, September 23 from 7:00pm -9:00pm (with Fair Seas) 9 -11pm (in foul weather)

Where: Maher’s Irish Pub- 352 B Ave, Lake Oswego OR 97034


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PDXYAR Invades Salvador Molly’s for International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

When you consider that International Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on a Monday this year, it is exceedingly important for you to choose your night’s entertainments with care. You don’t want to waste your evening on some lame event and then have to wait another 364 days for ITLAPD to come around again. Luckily for you, we have the perfect solution!

On Monday, September 19, from 6:00pm until 8:00pm, PDXYAR will be invading Salvador Molly’s, Portland’s preeminent purveyors of pirate provisions. Join us for an evening of not only talking like a pirate, but eating, singing and possibly drinking like a pirate s well! Beyond the photos with pirates, shanties being sung and general piratical mischief taking place, there is a rumor that some pirate celebrities may join us for the evening. We are talking Order of the Leviathan pirates such as “The MacKay,” who may swing by to assure period appropriateness of the rum supply.

When: Monday, September 19, from 6:00pm- 8:00pm
Where: Salvador Molly’s- 1523 SW Sunset Blvd. Portland, OR


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UPDATED: The BooYah Strikes Back – This Saturday!

UPDATE: As discussed on this week’s episode of Geek in the City, if ye be brave enough and you have ten dollars you can challenge a pirate to Toblero at the Boo-Yah Strikes Back. GLORY is not the only thing on the line either. If you should buck the insurmountable odds and defeat a pirate, a fabulous prize will be yours for the taking. So, count your duckets, screw your courage to the sticking point and see if you can take down a pirate!

After two very long years, the crew of Geek in the City Radio have finally decided to save us from the unrelenting toil we must endure in our lives (because we are not Scott Dally) and bring back the Boo-Yah awards. This momentous event has been dubbed “The BooYah Strikes Back – Listener Party” and will be held this very Saturday from 8 until 11pm at Guardian Games. make plans now to join your hosts, Aaron Duran, Scott Dally, Dan Clark, Kielen King and Kaebel Hashitani as they bring you “greatest damn listeners party about geeks and 3D explosions of all time!”

What can you look forward to? How does a very special, live, “Fun with Race,” sound? Not enough? Then let’s toss in new categories to the Boo-Yah Awards such as like “Most Gratuitous Ass-Shot”, “Michael Bay Award of Explosion Awesomeness,” and more.

But, wait. We’re still not done. Join us for contests, beer and even Scott Dally!

Can you believe we’re still not done? If you attend the Boy-Yah Strikes Back you will even be able to play pirate games with PDXYAR.

What more could you ask for? How about NO COVER? That’s right, there is no cost to attend this 21 and over event. That said, Guardian Games will be selling beer, (hence this being a 21 and over event) so open your wallets and help support this great business.

Now that you have the details, go forth, tell your friends and warp on over to the Facebook event to joyously click the “I’m Attending Button!”

What: The Boo-Yah Strikes Back
When: Saturday, September 17 · 8:00pm – 11:00pm
Cost: FREE to enter- Booze for purchase.
Where: Guardian Games


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PPF: The Complete PDXYAR Schedule of Performances

As the Portland Pirate Festival is nearly upon us, it is time to make sure you are organized to maximize your time at the event (it is only two days, after all!). Below you will find a complete listing of the scheduled performances from PDXYAR. Remember that no matter the time, the PDXYAR encampment will always be manned by pirates. So stop by to chat, get some photos, shop the merchandise offered by both PDXYAR and The Forge and Thistle or even see if you can score a pirate trading card!

If you have any questions about PDXYAR’s encampment or events feel free to shoot us an email, post something on our Facebook wall over even launch a tweet.

Note: the following schedule is available in a handy downloadable, and printable, format by clicking here.

Saturday 9/3

10:00 AM – 7:00 PM: Epic Scale Pirates & Liar’s Dice: Learn to play these piratical games from our Games Masters! Recommended for children 8+.
Location: Gaming area adjacent to El Tiburon

10:45 AM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

11:10 AM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

12:00 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

1:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

1:45 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

3:00 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

4:00 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

4:15 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

5:15 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

5:45 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

6:30 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

8:00 PM – Liar’s Dice Tournament: Challenge your fellow pirates in a game of deception and strategy. The victor wins glorious prizes from our fine mates at ThinkGeek! Sign up throughout the day at El Tiburon.
Location: Oberon’s Pub

9:40 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

Sunday 9/4

10:00 AM – 7:00 PM: Epic Scale Pirates & Liar’s Dice: Learn to play these piratical games from our Games Masters! Recommended for children 8+.
Location: Gaming area adjacent to El Tiburon

10:45 AM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

11:10 AM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

12:00 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

1:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

1:30 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

1:45 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

2:30 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

4:00 PM – Storytelling: Join our crew as we spin a yarn about life on the high seas.
Location: El Tiburon

4:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge

5:15 PM – Pirate Duel: A stunning display of swordplay, small arms, whips and the occasional heated verbal exchange. Our crew gives a demonstration of stage combat and how “disagreements” are often resolved at sea.
Location: El Tiburon

5:45 PM – Pub Raid & Sea Shanties: The PDXYAR Shanty Crew raids the pub for a rousing selection of songs perfect for working, drinking or just being a pirate!
Location: Oberon’s Pub

8:00 PM – Fire Dancing: The PDXYAR Fire Dancers descend for an impressive display of flame and music.
Location: Quarterdeck Stage

9:00 PM – Liar’s Dice Tournament: Challenge your fellow pirates in a game of deception and strategy. The victor wins glorious prizes from our fine mates at ThinkGeek! Sign up throughout the day at El Tiburon.
Location: Oberon’s Pub

10:00 PM – Cannon Show: PDXYAR joins forces with our northwest pirate brethren for a round of cannon fire and black powder demonstrations.
Location: Thunder Ridge