Parades, (Seafair) Pirates and Bars!

Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma, this weekend something will happen on the streets of Portland that has not been witnessed in a generation. You might have heard rumors, but I am writing to lay it all out.

Yes, this weekend the Seattle Seafair Pirates will return to the Starlight Parade. After an absence of decades (which may, or may not, have had something to do with the Statute of Limitations) our brethren from the north will be making port in Stumptown this very night and we call upon all skallywags to join PDXYAR in making them feel welcome in our fair city.

Tonight, after 9pm, you will be able to find our two crews at the Pirates Cove for libations and entertainment. Just remember to pace yourself. It is going to be a very busy weekend.

Tomorrow night, PDXYAR will be join the Seafair Pirates in the Starlight Parade. In fact, keep a weather eye as we will also have crew marching with the Portland Geek Council and the Pirates of Portlandia.

Now, after the parade you might just want to take a Sharpie and write your address on your arm in clear, bold letters. This will be most helpful in the event you experience difficulties communicating it to the cab driver at the end of the night. Think I am joking? Then you have never seen the Seafair Pirates and PDXYAR team up to raid pubs together!

So, make sure you are following PDXYAR on Twitter (https://twitter.com/pdxyar) because we will be tweeting our locations and destinations.

PDXYAR to Help Crew OMSI After Dark!

This Wednesday science meets pirates at OMSI After Dark. Slake your thirst for scientific exploration with activities and demonstrations in subjects such as the art of natural navigation, explosions and projectiles. Then try your hand with blade as Academia Duellatoria teaches the basics of sword and buckler. Or you take in Portland Opera’s presentation of the “Pirates of Penzance” or some pirate music by BilgeRats and Pyrettes. No matter your choice of where begin your night’s voyage you will find a trove of possibilities.

Yes, including PDXYAR.

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Considering that PDXYAR is a crew with an extraordinarily high ratio of scientists per pirate, you are assured we will be in attendance. Come by the PDXYAR encampment for our pirate photo booth, some games of chance, sea shanties and more.

This is a 21 and over event.

Date: April 30th, 2014
Time: 6pm- 10pm (Happy Hour at the “Theory” eatery starts at 5pm)
Cost: $13 Non-Members, $7 Members, FREE OAD Members
Tickets: GET YOUR TICKETS HERE
Where:

OMSI
1945 SE Water Ave.
Portland, OR 97214-3354

Breaking News- PDXYAR Elects a New Captain!

Dateline Stumptown- PDXYAR has a new Captain. Following the example of Golden Age pirates The Swashbucklers of Stumptown have adopted the practice of electing a captain annually by secret ballot.

We are proud to announce that, as of February 16, 2014 , our new captain is Fjørd Porkins!

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Former Captain Redgoat, having passed the mantle of leadership to his successor after five years in the post, is looking forward to being a member of the crew.

Stayed tuned for announcements of our first event of the 2014 season and come out to give Captain Porkins a hearty “Huzzah!”

Join the Crew for Blackbeard Friday at Bella Notte!

This Friday is more than just “Black Friday.” Indeed, thanks to Bella Notte, it is Blackbeard Friday! If you have to face the throngs of bargain hunters what better way to drink away the agony than with pirates of PDXYAR… and belly dancers!

Yes, you read that right. Blackbeard Friday is about pirates, sea shanties, a few adult beverages and some of the finest belly dancers you will find in any port.

Come out to see Annamira (aka Anna Dudek), Joanna Caselli, Jalilah Bellydance, Julie Foat, Karissa Lowe and Samira Alemana mesmerize the crowd and forget the pain of shopping.

Get all your details on the Bella Notte Facebook Invite.


This is a 21 and over event

When: Friday, November 29th
Time: Doors open at 7:00pm and the show starts at 8:00pm
Cost: $5-$15 sliding scale
Where: 2929 SE Powell Blvd, Portland, Oregon 97202

Behold Shanty-aoke!

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Have you a longing for something new and different to do with your Friday night? Then behold Shanty-aoke! The progeny of a collaboration between PDXYAR and The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven, Shanty-aoke combines Karaoke From Hell with shanties. Singers will be provided with lyrics to a shanty and they will perform with a live accompaniment of pirates.

Facebook Invite: Click here
Cost: $3 at the door- tips welcome, members free
When: Friday, October 18th from 8-11pm with the Shanty-aoke starting at 9

Where: The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven- located on SE 2nd between the two overpasses for Hawthorne and Madison streets.


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The Rose City Comic Con Descends on PDX this Weekend!

If I may make a humble suggestion, take Friday night off this week. Seriously, you should stay home, have a nice dinner and go to bed early. You should conserve your energy for the Rose City Comic Con this weekend.

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The lineup at this year’s RCCC is simply fantastic. With six rooms for panels your choices extend from comics, through movies and television, Cosplay, creator spotlights and more. If for some reason you can’t find a panel you want to attend, head down to the show floor where you will find find exhibitors, artists , special guests and even celebrities.

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PDXYAR will be on hand in several capacities this weekend. Throughout the weekend we will be operating a special pirate photo booth in booth #401. Bring the kids by to meet a pirate, get their photo taken with them and even sign the Ship’s Articles to become members of the crew!

On top of that, we have several engagements you should consider attending with us…

On Saturday

Panel: Cosplaying 101
Panel Room 3
1:00 PM – 2:00 PM
“Cosplaying has taken the convention world by storm. Fans have recreated their favorite characters to pinpoint accuracy, or with charming, unique twists. If you want to get into cosplaying though, where do you start? Join some of the cities best cosplayers from the Living Dead Girls, The Alter Egos Society, PDXYar, Ani-Mia, as well as Whovian cosplayer Jessica Trimble as they give you the tips to jump on this train.”

RCCC Official After Party
Convention Center
8:00 PM
After Party? Did someone say after party? Of course, PDXYAR will be there, and as an added bonus the crew from Geek in the City will serve as MC’s for the costume contest.
More info… CLICK HERE

On Sunday

Panel: THE RECKLESS GEEKS PRESENT: DIGITAL CONTENT CREATION
Panel Room 2
12:00 PM – 1:00 PM
“Come watch, meet, and listen to the crew behind the new Youtube channel “Reckless Geeks” as they screen their new short film “Assassin’s Creed: A Pirate’s Life” and discuss how Youtube has opened the “Gates Of Geekdom” to the world. Joining them are guests: Jesse Lagers from Syfy’s “Heroes Of Cosplay” and world renowned cosplayer, “Miss Sinister“. Special prizes and a surprise announcement towards the end of the panel as well!”


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UPDATE


When: Saturday and Sunday, September 21-22nd. Gates open at 10am both days.
Cost: 2-day Pass $30.00 / Saturday Only $20.00 / Sunday Only $15.00 / Child (3-10) $5.00
Where:

Oregon Convention Center
777 NE Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.
Portland, OR 97232


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PDXYAR to Set Up Camp at OMSI this Weekend

Just last weekend we looked back in time and raided the 16th century. Now this coming weekend we are gazing into the future by appearing at OMSI’s Mini Maker’s Faire. OMSI describes the event as, “Portland Mini Maker Faire is the Greatest Show (and Tell) on Earth,” and judging from the list of makers this weekend will certainly be that.

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As you stroll the Faire, you will find representation from all walks of “making”. From PARTS (the Portland Area Robotics Society), to Hand Eye Supply’s Curiosity Club, to Don Anderson’s one million volt Tesla Coil, to the Minon’s Plush Dolls and even our good friend’s Trackers PDX, means that you will find something to interest and inspire you at OMSI this weekend. In fact, there will be something to excite every member of your family.



The Mini Makers Faire is an event that is devoted to “invention, creativity and resourcefulness” or pretty much all the things that makes a pirate successful (well, yes, ruthlessness helps- but we’ll talk about that later. After this family friendly event) so of course PDXYAR jumped at the chance to sign on to this great event. We will be there on both Saturday and Sunday with a living history encampment, Liar’s Dice and two cannon shows each day (these will be at 1:50 PM and 3:50 PM on both Saturday and Sunday).


When: Saturday and Sunday, September 14-15, 2013 from 10am-5pm
Cost: $12 for adults; $8 for youth (3-17) and seniors (63+)
Where: OMSI Parking lot- Southeast Water Avenue, Portland, OR


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UPDATED: PDXYAR Raids the 16th Century

Now before you become racked with worry that the crew has stumbled upon an unlocked Tardis, let me qualify that title. This very weekend the Oregon Renaissance Festival of Hillsboro will hosting a pirate-themed weekend and PDXYAR shall indeed be a part of their re-creation of a 16th century European village. Luckily for you, you can join us in Hillsboro at the Washington County Fairgrounds.

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PDXYAR will be working out of our own encampment (mostly likely annoying the neighbors) and will be up to our usual frivolity. Come by for a game of Liar’s Dice, some rousing sea shanties and one, or more, of the pair of black powder shows we’ll be doing each day.

UPDATE:

Here is the schedule of events for this weekend.

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When: September 7th and 8th
Tickets: Click here for discounted tickets!
Where: Washington County Fair Complex, Hillsboro


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Where’s Redgoat?

Yes, it is something of a pirate version of “Where’s Waldo,” but this time we are seeking our errant captain.

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Luckily for you, oh fortunate reader of this post, I am going to let you in on the secret. While on ashore, Redgoat, perhaps after too much grog, strayed into a Faerie Ring and has been transported to another land (this is probably what Riker worried about every time Captain Picard insisted on going on the away mission).

Fortunately, we have found where he was transported and it is a good place to be. This very weekend the captain (Redgoat, not Jean-Luc- just wanted to be clear there) will be joining our most excellent mates over at Sock Dreams for Faerieworlds.

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Come find him in the Sock Dreams booth, where you should be going anyway (you can score some inside info on their gift card give-a-way here), where he will be handing out PDXYAR Trading Cards and stickers.

Pirates Make Camp at the Pacific Northwest Scottish Highland Games

Fancy a toss of the caber, a put of the stone or perhaps hearing the haunting measures of a massed pipe band? If such things sing within the halls of your woad painted soul, or even if you just are be slightly less enthusiastic, fortune smiles upon you this weekend as it is time for the Pacific Northwest Scottish Highland Games.

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Now, not only can you take in the pipers and heavy athletics, you also will have the opportunity to watch dancers displaying their skills in both Highland and National Dance, delight in harpers competing in the NW Regional Harp Finals, delve into Scottish history and culture with presentations of Scottish Heritage, see fabulous bands perform and much-much more. Part of the “more” this year will be just a dash of pirates.

Fjord Porkins, Mr. Alonzo, Gracie Hawkins will be leading a crew to team up with the Northwest Mercenaries to establish a “working pirate” living history encampment. They will be bringing along a ship-full of armament, including some cannons, which causes one to wonder if they will be finding the chance to fire something off… One can never tell with those mates.

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If not a drop of Scottish blood drips through your veins, be not troubled about attending this event. The Games are a celebration and everyone is welcome to take part. And if that is not incentive enough- there will indeed be beer!

Take a look at the video below and then decide to join us in Enumclaw, Washington this weekend.

For more information, a complete list of entertainers and a full schedual of events please visit the Pacific Northwest Scottish Highland Games homepage

When: Saturday, July 27th from 8:00AM to 11PM and Sunday July 28th from 8:00AM to 5:30PM
Cost: Cash only at the ticket booths
Adults – $15.00 one-day or $22.00 two-day pass
Seniors, 60 & Over – $11.00 one-day or $16.00 two-day pass
Military – $11.00 one-day or $16.00 two-day pass (Active, Retired, Veteran with valid military I.D: only available at the gate )
Children, 5 to 17 – $11.00 one-day or $16.00 two-day pass
Children under 5 – free
Day of Games tickets after 4:00 PM half price.
(Only limited events remain on Saturday and Sunday.)
Parking: – $5.00 per day
Where: The Enumclaw Expo Center (formerly the King County Fairgrounds)

45224 284th Ave SE, Enumclaw, WA 98022


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